Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child????
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi mera....aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Abe Sale, Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."
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